Funny English Subtitles
2006-12-09 05:09 AM | Posted by Tejvan Pettinger | Permanent Link | comedy, Quotes
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Somebody is getting well paid for making subtitles for English films viewed in Hong Kong and China. Either there having a laugh or there english not good so.
- I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
("I don't mind when I die - so long as I'm not there when it happens"- Spike Milligan)
- Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
(must be some double chin)
- Gun wounds again?
- A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
(I wonder whether you can insure them?)
- Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
- Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
(people these days can't even die without being impudent)
- Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
- You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
(depending on the Chinese restaurant Chicken chow mein could be a type of violence)
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- You daring lousy guy.
- Beat him out of recognizable shape!
- I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
- Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- How can you use my intestines as a gift?
(answers on a postcard, best answer wins a prize)
via Log of John
