Jokes by Tommy Cooper
2006-12-18 08:46 AM | Posted by Tejvan Pettinger | Permanent Link | comedy, Tommy Cooper
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Tommy Cooper
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# I went into this pub, and I ate a ploughman's lunch. He was livid.
# I got home from work and the wife said - I'm very sorry dear, but the cat's eaten your dinner'. I said 'Dont worry - I'll get you a new cat'.
# I've always been unlucky. I had a rocking horse once, and it died.
# So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
# I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
