Wisdom of School children
2007-02-15 06:33 AM | Posted by Tejvan Pettinger | Permanent Link | Funny Exam Answers
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Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I have another pair just like them at home.
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I must have got 'em from my Mummy," said the little girl, "'cause my Daddy's still got his.
Teacher: Now, Sam... tell me. Do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to. My mum is a great cook.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher
A Welsh school-inspector visiting a small village primary school was struck by the great resemblance between two small girls sitting at the front of the class. "You must be twins", he exclaimed.
"No we're not", replied the little girls firmly.
"Well then," said the inspector to the first girl, "how old are you?"
"Nine years and two months."
"And how old are you?" he asked the other girl.
"Nine years and two months."
"Then you definitely must be twins."
"No we're not, we're triplets. Our brother's over there."
-- Carole and Kevin
