Quotes by Ronnie Barker
2007-02-24 04:18 PM | Posted by Tejvan Pettinger | Permanent Link | British Comedies
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"After an incident in Croydon involving a police van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals."
- Ronnie Barker
Fork Handles Sketch
“Have you got Four Candles?”
“No, I mean have you got any fork handles”
“Have you got any hose?”
“No I mean O’s, letter O's”
- Watch: Four Candles Sketch
- Watch: Ronnie Barker Videos
- Quotes from Porridge
"The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. "
- Ronnie Barker
Quotes from the Two Ronnies
Ronnie Barker: And Solomon F. Potts, America's most persistent practical joker, was buried today. He's not dead, it's just the neighbours getting their own back.
Ronnie Barker: And now a sketch featuring Ronnie Corbett whose wife thinks he's the salt of the earth. That's why she keeps him in the cellar.
Ronnie Corbett: You know your doctor said you were only allowed two pints a day
Ronnie Barker: That's right, yeah
Ronnie Corbett: Well, your missus tells me that you have half a dozen pints.
Ronnie Barker: That's right, yeah.
Ronnie Corbett: How come?
Ronnie Barker: Well, I went to two other doctors and they allowed me two pints.
Two Ronnies at BBC
