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Brighter side of web - Monty Python
including Mrs Richard's, The Ministry of Silly Walks, Spam,
The Stoning
Great comedy
Quotes Upperclass Twit
"Well it certainly looks as though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport in this the 127th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show. Well the competitors will be off' in a moment so let me just identify for you. (camera zooms in on the competitors) Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator-Jones, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker."
If you like this you will definitely like this The Cheese Shop Sketch
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL has some quite funny moments a fairly exciting story, and some low budget adventure. But compared to films such as Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, it is quite silly. If you are an intellectual midget, and you like giggling, you could do worse than seeing... [gong bangs, Chinese characters for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" appear]
Kwouk: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
"tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch! your arms off"
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Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Galahad: Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge]
More Holy Grail - I love this scene, maybe because I studied anarchist syndicalist communes at University. Enjoy!
Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: MAN!
Arthur: Old man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37, I'm not old!
Arthur: Well, I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: You could say "Dennis".
Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
