Funny classical jokes

Jokes based on classical ideas : Englishman, Irishman e.t.c

An englishman, irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar

The barman says is this some kind of joke?

A man goes to a doctors with a strawberry sticking out of his head.

The Doctor says. I'll give you some cream for that.

Why shouldn't you play poke in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs..

Who invented fractions?

Henry the eighth..

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the busy road?

because he had no guts..

What is the slyest pig in the world called

Cunningham...

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