Funny Jokes about Men
funny jokes about men
Man says to God. "Why did you make Women so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her"
Man says to God. "But why did you make women so dumb?"
God: "So they would love you."
What did God say after creating Eve?
Practise makes perfect
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it...
How does a man show he is planning for the future?
He buys 2 crates of beer.
Angry man: "I'll teach you to throw stones at my greenhouse"
little boy: "I wish you would I keep missing"
Did you hear about the man who overdosed on curry?
He went into Korma...
Funny Observations about Men and Women
Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Shoes:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.
Jewellery:
Women look nice when they wear jewellery.
A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.
A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.
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