Funny word Jokes

Jokes which are plays on words. Some are funny, some just make you groan

What do you call a drunk working in an upholstery shop?

A recovering alcoholic...

What do prisoners call each other on?

Cell phones.

2 Peanuts walk into a bar

One was a salted

Where do fish keep their money?

In the river bank..

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