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2007-01-29 05:58 PM | Posted by Tejvan Pettinger | Permanent Link | jokes
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from: Morecambe and Wise
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
A little girl walks up to her mom and says mom why did u name me rose?
Her mom replies because when u were a baby a rose petal fell on ur head.
Another daughter walks up and says mom why did u name me daffodil?
Her mom replies and says when u were a baby a daffodil petal fell on ur head.
Another daughter walks up and says da da.
Her mom replies its ok cinderblock.
